say it aint so. and after all the help we gave you with db2.....









"John Kruger "
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Jeremy,

Please don't tell me FSU is moving to Oracle AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



John P. Kruger
DB2 Performance on AIX

-----Original Message-----
From: Schleicher Jeremy D. [mailto:db2udbdba-ezmlmshield-x14048482.[Email
address protected]
Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 3:15 PM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: DB2 date format

Try because people are trying to learn new tricks as their companies move
to different technologies. I know that in the next year I will be using
forums like this a lot when we move to oracle. I know that most of those
questions will be stupid and simple. That is what this stuff if for.

Jeremy Schleicher
ERP Database Administrator
Florida State University

-----Original Message-----
From: Coffman Bart (STL) [mailto:db2udbdba-ezmlmshield-x11635608.[Email
address protected]
Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 4:12 PM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: DB2 date format

Huffman,

Why did you join the forum? Did you need help from all the morons? I
think you came to boast.

?;^)

Maybe you can share what your job role is, and your qualifications, and
then we will all understand why you are so great!

BTW, your second sentence reveals your grasp of punctuation...

Your fellow DBA,
J. Bart Coffman



-----Original Message-----
From: JAHuffman [mailto:db2udbdba-ezmlmshield- Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006
1:29 PM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: Re: DB2 date format

Please understand, ths IS NOT to anyone person, but to the whole

community at LARGE !!!



How do the people that post so many of these questions, how are they able

to be in the

job in the first place ???? I see DBA and DBA wannabes post questions

about simple, default

DB2 and Oracle function usage and questions. I see UNIX admins and admin

wannabes post questions

about how to use vi ( The best editor EVER !! ), or show a listing of a

directory, or how to

ftp a file, use ssh, or a host of other items!! While I do appreciate

the feeble attempts at

various forms of humor ( Oh so hard to be kind here .... ) , the reality

is this is really no laughing

matter. Since the conitnuing trend is to totally debase and diminish

IT

( that used to be a very good career ) to folks who can't even use

complete words, sentences,

and thoughts, in any language !!!!!



Aye Carumba !,

¡no me digas! , oh

frère, oh compagno, Ach Bruder,




















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