Up until this point this forum and thread has been entertaining to say the
least, but that last comment by you 'etienne' is absolutely asinine. I have
been doing this for almost 20 years and people get frustrated for a variety
of reasons, but to call someone a bigot to the point of trying to
exterminate an entire race of people because they are a little frustrated is
beyond my wildest imagination. Just as Mr. Huffman appears to be in need of
a political correctness lesson, so do you.
PL
----- Original Message -----
From: "Etienne Noumen "
<db2udbdba-ezmlmshield-x98059214.[Email address protected]
To: "LazyDBA Discussion" <[Email address protected]
Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 4:16 PM
Subject: Re: DB2 date format
> Hey Huffman,
> If you think you are smart and don't like "stupid" questions, it is
> good 4 u, but let us "non smart as you " people try 2 reach your level.
> That's how some countries move from third world to 1st world countries,
> because they are modests and asks questions and learn from it.
> I have just used the answer of the question on date format in my script
> and i have save time and do something else and useful because of that
> 'stupid question that upsets you'. You sound like those people who
> thought that they were superior and started concentration camps.
> thank you
> etienne
>
>
>
> JAHuffman wrote:
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>>So hire me ......... I have taught classes from what I have
>>learned on the job .
>>Showing promise is such an arbitrary thing, Que Pasa Hombre ??
>>
>>Getting smarter is far beyond just asking questions ....
>>And the other side of what and where ????
>>
>>Guess I'll use DHL and BROWN for my delivery from now on, and encourage
>>all other to do so,
>>and when they 'come for you' there won't be anyone left to speak.
>>Do you know where that comes from ? Perhaps you should ask that quesiton
>>!!!!! :)
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>>"Keeter Brian --- Technical Analyst DBA --- GO "
>><Brian.[Email address protected]
>>05/26/2006 01:38 PM
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>>To
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>>RE: DB2 date format
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>>They get the jobs because they show promise, and they get smarter by
>>asking those kinds of questions. :)
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>>I didn't even know what a TSO session or a CICS transaction when I
>>interviewed for my current position. My knowledge has grown by leaps and
>>bounds over the past few months because of people putting up with my
>>'noob' questions.
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>>While the frustration is understandable and sometimes shared, I do hope
>>this doesn't discourage anyone from asking the questions they need to ask
>>to get the job done right.
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>>Not trying to get on JAHuffman's case, just a perspective from the other
>>side.
>>
>>Brian Keeter
>>Technical Analyst
>>Database Administration
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>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: JAHuffman [Email address protected]
>>Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 1:29 PM
>>To: LazyDBA Discussion
>>Subject: Re: DB2 date format
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>>Please understand, ths IS NOT to anyone person, but to the whole
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>>community at LARGE !!!
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>>How do the people that post so many of these questions, how are they able
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>>to be in the
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>>job in the first place ???? I see DBA and DBA wannabes post questions
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>>about simple, default
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>>DB2 and Oracle function usage and questions. I see UNIX admins and admin
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>>wannabes post questions
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>>about how to use vi ( The best editor EVER !! ), or show a listing of a
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>>directory, or how to
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>>ftp a file, use ssh, or a host of other items!! While I do appreciate
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>>the feeble attempts at
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>>various forms of humor ( Oh so hard to be kind here .... ) , the reality
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>>is this is really no laughing
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>>matter. Since the conitnuing trend is to totally debase and diminish
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>>IT
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>>( that used to be a very good career ) to folks who can't even use
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>>complete words, sentences,
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>>and thoughts, in any language !!!!!
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>>Aye Carumba !,
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>> ¡no me digas! , oh
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>>frère, oh compagno, Ach Bruder,
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>>"Rodney_G_Williams"
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>>05/26/2006 11:46 AM
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>>Is there a formatting function that will convert an ISO date format
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>>(yyyy-mm-dd) column into USA in a SELECT statement without the pain of
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>>manually parsing the DateColumn, etc?
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>>Rod Williams
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>>IT Delivery - Service Restoration
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