You could take everything out of his cube that's not company issued and
leave a message saying he was laid off while he was
on vacation.

Dave Farnsworth wrote:
> I have a fellow DBA that is on vacation this week on a cruise. We are
> looking for things to do to his cube. I was thinking about taking his
> DB2 certification that is in a frame and replace it with something like
> a Access database certification, especially since he is very anti M$.
> Any of you have or know of any links for fake certificates that I can
> doctor up.
> Sorry for bothering everyone but there are times when goofing off is
> good. Maybe that's why we are on the "lazydba' list.
>
> Thanks,
>
> Dave Farnsworth
> Database Administrator
> Dairyland Healthcare Solutions
> P: 320.634.5331
> F: 320.634.5315
> dave.[Email address protected]
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