Lazydba.com DISCUSSION FORUM
Service Terms

You should carefully read the following Service Terms 
before using Lazydba.com.  By using Lazydba.com or indicating your 
agreement in the introductory screen, you are indicating your 
acceptance of these Service Terms, and will thus create a 
legally binding agreement.  If you do not agree with the Service 
Terms you should not use Lazydba.com and you should request 
disconnection of your Lazydba.com account (if any) forthwith.

Access & Parties
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Lazydba.com service:
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Lazydba.com agrees to provide you access to the Lazydba.com Site in 
accordance with these Service Terms.
The Lazydba.com service is provided for 
personal use and may not be resold.

Access:  
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You are responsible for providing and maintaining all personal computer
and communications equipment and Internet access
accounts necessary to gain access to the Lazydba.com service.

Eligibility to use Lazydba.com service:
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Persons under the age of 18 are not allowed 
to subscribe to or use the Lazydba.com service.
Portions of the Lazydba.com service
may not be suitable for children.

User Responsibilities
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Use by Third Parties:

You  are responsible for the use of your account 
by anyone else using your account, and for ensuring that 
any user of your account fully complies with the Service Terms.

Responsibility for Postings:

You will not post any defamatory, inaccurate, abusive,
profane, sexually orientated, threatening, racially offensive or 
illegal materials on the Lazydba.com site; 
nor shall you encourage the use of controlled substances
or encourage other illegal activity. 
You specifically agree that Lazydba.com will not be responsible 
for any such material published by you or received by you  
and you fully release and indemnify Lazydba.com  
from all liability and responsibility for any such transmissions,
publications or receipt.

Responsibility for Communications Received:  
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You are responsible for any communications, 
messages and other information that you receive, 
and bear the entire responsibility for any losses that you may experience,  
as a result of your use of the Lazydba.com service.

Copyright Material:  
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In addition you agree not to post any information or 
other material protected by copyright without permission 
of the copyright owner.  
By posting any material the posting party warrants and 
represents that it owns the copyright with respect to such material 
or has received permission from the copyright owner.  
You agree that any posting party grants Lazydba.com 
the non-exclusive right and licence to display, 
copy, publish, distribution, transmit, print and use 
such information or other material. 

Legal compliance:  
You agree to use Lazydba.com in a manner consistent 
with any and all applicable  laws, rules and regulations.

Security & Confidentiality
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Security Breaches:

You agree to inform Lazydba.com at the 
earliest possible opportunity of any apparent breaches 
of security such as loss, theft or unauthorised disclosure
or use of an ID or password. 
Until Lazydba.com is so notified you will remain liable 
for any unauthorised use of your Lazydba.com account.

Confidentiality: 

You accept that the Lazydba.com site and service
is not secure or confidential.  
While Lazydba.com  will not intentionally inspect the contents of your 
transmissions we reserve the right to co-operate fully 
with officials in any legally authorised investigation 
concerning or relating to any transmissions transmitted via the Lazydba.com  service.

Sensitive Information:  

The Lazydba.com service may contain 
information that is price sensitive 
(as legally defined, for example, in the UK Criminal Justice Act 1993, Part V) 
with respect to publicly quoted companies.  
Anyone dealing in securities using 
information contained on the Lazydba.com Site may be guilty of insider trading.

No Lazydba.com Liability for Content  
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General:  

Lazydba.com accepts no 
responsibility for the opinions and information 
posted on the site by others.  
Lazydba.com disclaims all warranties and excludes all 
liability with regard to information posted on the site, 
whether posted by Lazydba.com  or any third party.  
This disclaimer includes all implied warranties of merchantability, 
satisfactory quality and fitness for purpose.

Inappropriate Material:  

Lazydba.com cannot and does not actively 
monitor the service for inappropriate postings 
and does not on its own undertake 
editorial control of postings.  
However, in the event that any inappropriate posting is brought 
to Lazydba.com's attention, Lazydba.com will take all appropriate 
action to edit, purge or if necessary, remove the same. 
	
Warranty & Warranty Limitations  
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No Warranty:  
You accept that computer systems  are regularly unavailable
due to routine maintenance, that they sometimes break down, 
and that user access can be delayed due to a variety of technical reasons.  
As a result, you accept that Lazydba.com cannot guarantee 
access at any particular time and that in general the Lazydba.com  
service is provided on an "as is, as available" basis. 

Exclusion of Implied Warranties:
Lazydba.com disclaims all implied warranties or 
merchantability, satisfactory quality and fitness for 
purpose with regard to the Lazydba.com service 
and the entire risk as to the quality performance 
and use of the service is with you.  
Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion of 
implied warranties so the above exclusions may not apply to you.  
Your statutory rights as a consumer (if any) are not affected.

General User Indemnity  
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You and not Lazydba.com are responsible for your behaviour 
and the behaviour of those who use your service account.  
If you violate the restrictions in these Service Terms you agree to 
indemnify Lazydba.com for any losses, costs or damages including reasonable 
lawyer's fees incurred by Lazydba.com in relation to or arising out of such a breach.

General Liability of Lazydba.com
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Exclusive Remedy:  
You accept that your sole remedy for breach by Lazydba.com
of any provisions of these Service Terms shall be termination 
by you of your account (if any) with Lazydba.com.

Exclusions of Liability:  
In no event shall Lazydba.com  be liable for any special 
indirect or consequential damages or any damages whatsoever resulting from 
loss of use, data, profits or anticipated savings 
arising out of or in connection with the use or 
performance of any information posted on the 
Lazydba.com Website, or any aspect of the Lazydba.com service.

Termination 
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Your access to and use of the Lazydba.com 
service may be terminated at any time for any reason 
or for no reason by you or by Lazydba.com by 
the sending of notice to the other party. 

If you send notice to lazydba.com, any use of the Lazydba.com service by you, 
while the request to terminate your access
is being processed , will still be covered under the terms of this agreement.

The procedure for sending notice to lazydba.com to terminate your access
is available at http://www.lazydba.com/unsubscribe.html

A notice sent to the other members of lazydba.com 
(for example, oracledba@lazydba.com or mssqldba@lazydba.com or 
db2udbdba@lazydba.com)  is not considered notice sent to lazydba.com itself, 
but a communication between members.

Miscellaneous
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Force majeure:  
Neither party will be responsible for 
breach of these Service Terms  
due to circumstances beyond its reasonable control.

Entire Agreement:  
These terms contain the entire understanding 
between us with respect to the Lazydba.com service 
and no representation, statement, inducement oral or written, 
not contained herein shall  bind either of us.  
In agreeing to this provision neither party attempts 
to exclude liability for fraud.

Severability:  
Should any part of these terms for any reason be 
declared invalid by a court of competent jurisdiction, 
such determination shall not affect the validity of any 
remaining portion and such remaining portion shall remain in 
full force and effect as if the invalid portion of these terms 
had been eliminated.

Law & Disputes:   
You agree that the courts of England shall 
have exclusive jurisdiction to resolve any controversy 
or claim of whatever nature arising out of or relating to the 
Lazydba.com service, and that the laws of England shall 
govern such controversy or claim.