Much better humiliation box was of oracle 9i Application server release
1....
You begin installation of that server and you could find the humiliation
all around you here and there.
-----Original Message-----
From: Patterson Randy
[mailto:oracledba-ezmlmshield-x1159581.[Email address protected]
Sent: 03 December 2004 00:10
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Subject: RE: Larry Ellison
He already gave himself that, it was called Oracle 9.0.1.
-----Original Message-----
From: Poole David
[mailto:oracledba-ezmlmshield-x97324413.[Email address protected]
Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 12:35 PM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: Larry Ellison
I would prefer to give him a box of humiliation!
-----Original Message-----
From: Stephen
[mailto:oracledba-ezmlmshield-x21054720.[Email address protected]
Sent: 02 December 2004 18:32
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: Larry Ellison
we should get him a box of humility...
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris Hagemaier [mailto:oracledba-ezmlmshield-x95196044.[Email
address protected]
Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 7:24 PM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: Larry Ellison
Right. The part about the dinghy got me laughing so hard I just about
fell out of my chair.
-----Original Message-----
From: Poole David [mailto:oracledba-ezmlmshield-x27039400.[Email address
protected]
Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 10:14 AM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: Larry Ellison
I assume by "read all this stuff" you mean you the read thread and not
all those books! ;)
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris Hagemaier [mailto:oracledba-ezmlmshield-x63113403.[Email
address protected]
Sent: 01 December 2004 21:49
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: Larry Ellison
Just got back from lunch and read all this stuff.
Thanks... I haven't laughed like that for a long long time.
-----Original Message-----
From: Chris Weiss [mailto:oracledba-ezmlmshield-x24475692.[Email address
protected]
Sent: Wednesday, December 01, 2004 1:04 PM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: Larry Ellison
I would send him a few books:
"Love Is the Killer App : How to Win Business and Influence Friends" by
Tim Sanders
"From Boys to Men: All About Adolescence and You" by Michael Gurian,
Brian Floca
"Pride: The Seven Deadly Sins" by Michael Eric Dyson
There are so many more he should read.... :-)
-----Original Message-----
From: Poole David [mailto:oracledba-ezmlmshield-x67979991.[Email address
protected]
Sent: Wednesday, December 01, 2004 2:42 PM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: Larry Ellison
I know this is off topic but I am bored and would appreciate a bit of
humour, so I ask what would you get Larry for Christmas?
Cheers
David
Systems Operations, Thus Plc.
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