just recieved this one, and had to forward it to you all.
[my appologies to anyone who feels disturbed by this OT mail]


LOGIN SYSTEM/[Email Address Removed] * FROM WAR.WEAPONS
WHERE TYPE = 'CHEMICAL'
OR TYPE = 'BIOLOGICAL'
OR TYPE = 'NUCLIAIR';

DELETE * FROM COUNTRY.IRAQ
WHERE RULER = 'SADDAM'
AND ERA < SYSDATE;

DELETE * FROM COUNTRY.USA
WHERE RULER = 'BUSH'
AND ERA < SYSDATE;

UPDATE COUNTRY.IRAQ SET GOVERNMENT = 'DEMOCRATIC',
GROUP = 'RICH',
STATE = 'FREE',
INCOME = 'OIL',
MOBILE = 'GSM',
CURRENCY_TYPE ="STABLE';

UPDATE ME.EARNINGS SET INCOME = 'VERY HIGH';

SELECT * FROM PEOPLE.WOMEN
WHERE TYPE = 'SINGLE'
AND LOCATION = 'NEAR
AND ROWNUM < '10';

SELECT * FROM DRINKS.BEER
WHERE ROWNUM > A LOT
IF ME.TASTE <> 'BEER'
THEN SELECT * FROM DRINKS.WHISKY
WHERE ROWNUM > A LOT;



WHAT A PERFECT WORLD IT WOULD BE WITH SQL RULING! ;-)

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