It was no the site. Here is the link to this guys actual article. Some
of the comments were funny too when they roasted him and the site
editors for allowing it to be published to the site.

http://builder.com.com/5100-6388-1045051.html

Brian Freeman
Carnegie Technologies/Bluewave Computing
(770) 916-0595 ext. 415
www.carnegie.com
www.bluewave-computing.com



-----Original Message-----
From: Pollock Kirsty
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Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:05 AM
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Subject: RE: Just for laughs


<sputters>

That is utterly hilarious.

Please please tell me that no-one ever said that for real?

Kirsty



> -----Original Message-----
> From: Schlieper Paul
> [mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x60541128.[Email address protected]
> Sent: 29 October 2004 15:49
> To: LazyDBA Discussion
> Subject: Just for laughs
>
> From http://www.dbdebunk.com:
>
>
>
> QUOTE OF THE WEEK
>
> _____
>
>
> Don't use joins ... Oracle and SQL Server have fundamentally
> different approaches to the concept ... You end up with
> unexpected result sets ... You should understand the basic
> types of join clauses ...
>
> Equi-joins are formed by retrieving all the data from two
> separate sources and combining it into one, large table.
>
> Inner joins are joined on the inner columns of two tables.
>
> Outer joins are joined on the outer columns of two tables.
>
> Left joins are joined on the left columns of two tables.
>
> Right joins are joined on the right columns of two tables.
>
> --Sanders Kaufman, Code for DBMS Independence, builder.com
>
>
>
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