It gets better: http://builder.com.com/5100-6388-1045051.html

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-----Original Message-----
From: Pollock Kirsty
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Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:05 AM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs


<sputters>

That is utterly hilarious.

Please please tell me that no-one ever said that for real?

Kirsty



> -----Original Message-----
> From: Schlieper Paul
> [mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x60541128.[Email address protected]
> Sent: 29 October 2004 15:49
> To: LazyDBA Discussion
> Subject: Just for laughs
>
> From http://www.dbdebunk.com:
>
>
>
> QUOTE OF THE WEEK
>
> _____
>
>
> Don't use joins ... Oracle and SQL Server have fundamentally
> different approaches to the concept ... You end up with
> unexpected result sets ... You should understand the basic
> types of join clauses ...
>
> Equi-joins are formed by retrieving all the data from two
> separate sources and combining it into one, large table.
>
> Inner joins are joined on the inner columns of two tables.
>
> Outer joins are joined on the outer columns of two tables.
>
> Left joins are joined on the left columns of two tables.
>
> Right joins are joined on the right columns of two tables.
>
> --Sanders Kaufman, Code for DBMS Independence, builder.com
>
>
>
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