omg.. that is CRAZY!! I'm going to have to re-write all my code and turn
all of my aps into fat client so no logic is in the database. Heck, I might
as well use my application to enforce RI..
SHEESH!
-----Original Message-----
From: Schlieper Paul
[mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x4748881.[Email address protected]
Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 12:30 PM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: SUSPECT: RE: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs
Thanks to the dual wonders of technology and freedom of speech, anyone can
publish just about anything.
P
-----Original Message-----
From: Vonesh John
[mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x66321647.[Email address protected]
Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:41 AM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: SUSPECT: RE: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs
This has to be a joke, no one could be that wrong and get published.
J
-----Original Message-----
From: Schlieper Paul
[mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x62271955.[Email address protected]
Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:20 AM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: RE: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs
It gets better: http://builder.com.com/5100-6388-1045051.html
P
-----Original Message-----
From: Pollock Kirsty
[mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x51395295.[Email address protected]
Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:05 AM
To: LazyDBA Discussion
Subject: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs
<sputters>
That is utterly hilarious.
Please please tell me that no-one ever said that for real?
Kirsty
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Schlieper Paul
> [mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x60541128.[Email address protected]
> Sent: 29 October 2004 15:49
> To: LazyDBA Discussion
> Subject: Just for laughs
>
> From http://www.dbdebunk.com:
>
>
>
> QUOTE OF THE WEEK
>
> _____
>
>
> Don't use joins ... Oracle and SQL Server have fundamentally different
> approaches to the concept ... You end up with unexpected result sets
> ... You should understand the basic types of join clauses ...
>
> Equi-joins are formed by retrieving all the data from two separate
> sources and combining it into one, large table.
>
> Inner joins are joined on the inner columns of two tables.
>
> Outer joins are joined on the outer columns of two tables.
>
> Left joins are joined on the left columns of two tables.
>
> Right joins are joined on the right columns of two tables.
>
> --Sanders Kaufman, Code for DBMS Independence, builder.com
>
>
>
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