.. and they've finally agreed to adhrere to the ANSI '92 standard.(SQL2K3 &
Ora 9.2)
(progress & standards - the twain shall never meet)

Pieter

----- Original Message -----
From: "pmiller" <mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x15239611.[Email address protected]
To: "LazyDBA Discussion" <[Email address protected]
Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 7:11 PM
Subject: RE: SUSPECT: RE: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs


>
> omg.. that is CRAZY!! I'm going to have to re-write all my code and turn
> all of my aps into fat client so no logic is in the database. Heck, I
> might
> as well use my application to enforce RI..
>
> SHEESH!
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Schlieper Paul
> [mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x4748881.[Email address protected]
> Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 12:30 PM
> To: LazyDBA Discussion
> Subject: RE: SUSPECT: RE: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs
>
> Thanks to the dual wonders of technology and freedom of speech, anyone can
> publish just about anything.
>
> P
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Vonesh John
> [mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x66321647.[Email address protected]
> Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:41 AM
> To: LazyDBA Discussion
> Subject: SUSPECT: RE: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs
>
>
> This has to be a joke, no one could be that wrong and get published.
>
> J
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Schlieper Paul
> [mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x62271955.[Email address protected]
> Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:20 AM
> To: LazyDBA Discussion
> Subject: RE: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs
>
>
> It gets better: http://builder.com.com/5100-6388-1045051.html
>
> P
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Pollock Kirsty
> [mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x51395295.[Email address protected]
> Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:05 AM
> To: LazyDBA Discussion
> Subject: SUSPECT: RE: Just for laughs
>
>
> <sputters>
>
> That is utterly hilarious.
>
> Please please tell me that no-one ever said that for real?
>
> Kirsty
>
>
>
>> -----Original Message-----
>> From: Schlieper Paul
>> [mailto:mssqldba-ezmlmshield-x60541128.[Email address protected]
>> Sent: 29 October 2004 15:49
>> To: LazyDBA Discussion
>> Subject: Just for laughs
>>
>> From http://www.dbdebunk.com:
>>
>>
>>
>> QUOTE OF THE WEEK
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Don't use joins ... Oracle and SQL Server have fundamentally different
>> approaches to the concept ... You end up with unexpected result sets
>> ... You should understand the basic types of join clauses ...
>>
>> Equi-joins are formed by retrieving all the data from two separate
>> sources and combining it into one, large table.
>>
>> Inner joins are joined on the inner columns of two tables.
>>
>> Outer joins are joined on the outer columns of two tables.
>>
>> Left joins are joined on the left columns of two tables.
>>
>> Right joins are joined on the right columns of two tables.
>>
>> --Sanders Kaufman, Code for DBMS Independence, builder.com
>>
>>
>>
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